Nice!

Although, to furnish the "masses", we can buy (just like we buy Old Glory) from China, wooden handle machetes for a buck.

Tad on the dull side, but just hand everyone a fifty cent file.

OR, do it the moooooooooooooz-slum way, 'n keep 'em dull for the hacking.

However, there's no finer sight than to watch a true master draw and quarter.

The very thought of it brings shivers of joy (as long as it's politicians).