One of my old favorites: A young boy asks his mother “Mom, where did we come from?” His mother answers “We are all descendants of Adam & Eve”!
He then asks his father the same question. His father replies “ We all evolved from apes!”
The young boys goes back to his mother and says “ Mom, you say we came from Adam & Eve and dad says that we evolved from apes. I’m confused!”
His mother replies “ Its very simple son, I told you where my side of the family came from and your father told you where his side came from!”

Doug, arguing politics or religion is like hitting yourself over the head with a hammer because it feels so darn good when you quit!