Wayne,

Back in 2009, I had a house sit assignment in Rush Valley Utah. The owner (Slim) was a genuine cowboy. He had an assignment - watch 300 head of cattle in the Wasach range for 2 months. So, he needed someone to take care of his house and 2 dawgs.

I became acquainted with his neighbor, who took me aside one day and told me " If you ever go fishing with Mormons, make sure you take two. If you only take one, he'll drink all yer beer!"
Hehehe..