walk like a man.

My old man, having come from a row crop farm, had a hell of a gate. When I was a kid, I'm talking six or seven, he would tell me that a man should be able to walk with a three foot stride. Why three feet, Daddy-O? Because furrows are set three feet apart and if you walk through a field and can maintain a three foot stride you can stay on top of the furrows and out of the mud. So I learned hoe to walk with a three foot stride if I wanted to keep up. It was either that or jog.

Sometimes I'll bust out the three foot stride just to watch people get the hell outa the way. There probably scared I might loose control at those speeds. haha