"the bear will understand my English commands to leave me alone just cos I'm 10 ft away types:",, ok..mostly liberal folk.
ha! yea the guys in the story I read looked a little metro-sexual lib. Probably never shot a gun much less owned one.
For anyone wanting to be "one with nature", going out in bear country without serious protection will get you there in the form of bear scat fertilizer.
As I was sorting through all the stories I saw one were a 65 year old hunting bear got chewed by 5 bears! Some will say...see, a gun won't protect you either...of course, I will contend he needed to be hunting with a full auto...preferably belt fed. :-))
Is were you are pronounced Un-Alaska, as in...not Alaska or Una-laska? If Un-Alaska, what's up with wanting to be Un-Alaskan?