"Your having pig poop in your cranium, putting pressure on your brain, doesn't hurt my feelings at all."

Pig poop? Oh my, did you're mama tell you that you couldn't use grown up cuss word insults? Pig poop...HAHAHA!

Or maybe that's what your mama tells you...child...you got pig poop for brains when what she really means to say is...you have maggot infested pig chit for brains.

for when you get to be 40 and get out of your mamas basement...you say it like this...you got chit for brains.