Let me see if I got this straight...MoFO's mama has significantly eclipsed the 300 pound mark...she's threatening to sit on the face of some six year old who is threatening to cornhole MoFo cause MoFo's mama, Ms. MoHo, let her 500, 500 pound, boy friend/uncles poundhole MoFo in any hole they could find and MoFO thanked his mama by letting her sit on his face?

Is that right?

I'm still confused with where the six year old came from. Is the six year old related? Is it MoFo's trans-gendered sister or is it MoFo's neighbor who knows how much MoFo got cornholed as a kid and just wants to cornhole MoFo. Did he not realize Ms. MoHo charged money to cornhole MoFo? Is that what set this all off? Does the six year old picket Ms. MoHo's house with a sign that reads...No free MoFo, No peace?

This is more complicated than a porno soap opera!