Poor little mojo ... mojo, mojo, poor little mojo ...You seem to have a severe liking for being corn holed. Is that due to the fact that all of the uncles, that used to visit your mommy, stopped coming around to service you, after your mommy's weight crossed the three hundred pound threshold? Did she used to watch them have their way with you? On to the serious subject ... Have the authorities had a talk with that six year old that continues to terrorize you? You poor, poor, poor little thing.
Your mommy used to tell your "uncles" that your favorite part of being cornholed was licking them clean. Is that true, poor little mojo.