Where can you legally haul refuse, even in the most rural of communities?

To the dump. The road where the dump lives has a name but nobody around here knows what it's real name is because we know it as...Dump road.

We have several "substation/satellite" dumps scattered across the county. Mine is about a 2-3 miles away. We can take trash, remodeling junk in limited amounts, cardboard boxes, metal. Hazardous stuff like paint, oil, TV and computer monitors, and yard debris has to go to the main dump a little further away.

I load my smaller trash bags into those big contractor bags you get at the Home Depot or Lowe's...make a run about every two to three weeks in the winter...more often in the summer because the trash starts stinking sooner in the heat. Roll up to the compactor trash bins...toss em in and bounce. If we're lucky the compactor will need to be activated and the attendant will be off doing something else...then...we get to push the little green button setting the compactor into motion. Great sport! haha

The bastards moving into the subdivision will never know the glory of the green button because they'll be paying a city tax for trash pick up. What a bunch of losers.