Quick...somebody check on our friend MOFO.
Reports out that some man tried to set himself on fire in front of the White House!
I'm afraid it might have been MOFO...no, no, not because he wanted to set fore to himself in front of the White House...but because he tried and failed.
He tried to set himself ablaze. Who but MoFo, a blazing(ah ha get it) liberal, could fail to set themselves on far?
I mean...how hard is self-immolation anyway? Pour gas on self...flic my Bic.
It's a sure fire thing that only MOFO could phuck up...still...someone needs to check on him.